just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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