I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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