This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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