when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
