so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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