I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize