Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
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