I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Randomize
