He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
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She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
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Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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