Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing