Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get