8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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