It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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I cannot FaceTime with your penis
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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