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onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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