wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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