Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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