She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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