It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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