Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
What a dumb baby whore.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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