Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
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...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
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Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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