you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
what is it with giant penises always finding me
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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