Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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