that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Reggie can tackle my bush.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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