Soap is not a condiment
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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