She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
wow bdsm is so cute
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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