I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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