"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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