K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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