Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
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I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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