there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
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IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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