Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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