So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
We left the knife in your bed.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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