he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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