Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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