She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
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in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
This toilet bowl is my home.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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