He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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