big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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