You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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