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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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