Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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