He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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