I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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