just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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