My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
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I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
So vagazzling was a success
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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