she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Say something about gay babies.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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