guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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