Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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