Small penises have feelings too.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
She swung at the pinata with crutches
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
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I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Shame - the story of my life.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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