So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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