Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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