Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
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My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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