I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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