I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
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If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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