im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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