I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
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we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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