come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
so let's talk penis.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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