I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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