You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Pooping to opera.
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