In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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