that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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