You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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